Buzz Blades
Handy little havoc-causers these: think of the Buzz Blades as a high-speed game of pass-the-parcel, only much more dangerous. Unleash ragged, razor-sharp discs that’ll ricochet around the room, bouncing of walls, enemies and pretty much everything in their way. Chaos guaranteed.
The Groovitron
Pull the trigger on your own pop-up party with the Groovitron. Unleashing sick beats and an epic lightshow, catch your enemies off guard while their busy cutting some sweet shapes – just make sure there’s a dancefloor available.
The Omniwrench
Where would a mechanic be with his trusty wrench? A tool for all seasons, the Omniwrench is perfect mending, breaking or even bashing heads. A life-saver when the ammo starts to run low, but probably not much use against the big guys!
The Pixelizer
Great for dispatching anybody who’s getting up in your grill, the Pixelizer is your instant gateway to 8-bit heaven. Turn the clock back on your enemies with this close-range cannon and reduce them into a stack of pre-polygonal pixels. Highly effective – and hilarious!
The Plasma Striker
The bigger they are, the… better off you are keeping your distance. With three levels of zoom, this precision rifle is the thinking man’s weapon of choice. It’ll even handily pick-out enemy weak points for you – hit ‘em where it hurts, ranger!
The Predator Launcher
Fight of flight? Why not both? With target-locking technology, the Predator Launcher allows you to unleash a deadly barrage of guided missiles without even pausing to aim. This huge damage dealer will also track multiple targets at once – indispensable in times of peril.
The Sheepinator
Take on the baaaaad guys in style by transmogrifying them into the humblest of herbivores, a sheep. Yes, as ridiculous, irresponsible and downright hilarious as it sounds, the Sheepinator also boasts unlimited ammo, so what the flock are you waiting for?
The Warmonger
Not for the faint of heart, the Warmonger boasts the kind of raw planet-quaking power you’ll need only for the toughest enemies. Keep this gargantuan rocket launcher to one side until you’ll really need it.