Do NOT read Jamie Kelly‎'‎s top‎-secret diaries‎!‎ ‎"‎Sometimes it amazes me how ingenious I am about everything‎.‎‎"‎ ‎-‎-Jamie Kelly We‎'‎ve been with Jamie Kelly through her search for inner beauty‎,‎ poofy bridesmaid dresses‎,‎ and desperate attempts to make money during summer vacation‎.‎ Along the way‎,‎ she‎'‎s left us with countless gems of wisdom‎,‎ such as‎:‎ ‎"‎If somebody ever asks you to kick her in the face‎,‎ the first thing she will do is forget that she asked you to do it‎,‎‎"‎ and ‎"‎As long as you keep laughing at how dumb something is‎,‎ you can secretly enjoy it without risking your cool‎.‎‎"‎ Now Jamie‎'‎s upcoming diaries have a fresh look and a fun twist‎.‎ It‎'‎s Dear Dumb Diary‎:‎ Year Two‎!‎ The diary entries are still laugh‎-out‎-loud funny ‎-‎- but this is a whole new beginning‎.‎ Everything is another year dumber‎!‎ ‎(‎But Jamie STILL has no idea that anybody is reading her diary‎.‎ So please‎,‎ please‎,‎ please don‎'‎t tell her‎.‎‎)‎